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You cannot write a proper review if you haven’t seen the classics. While the "Classic South Couple" watches global indie films, they have a soft spot for the cinema of the Sun Belt. Here is your mandatory viewing list.

Most movie reviews are monologues. That is boring. The "Classic South Couple" review is a duet. You are not Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel yelling at each other; you are two people trying to understand a piece of art while keeping the romance alive. You cannot write a proper review if you

Thirty minutes before the screening, pour two fingers of bourbon (Evan Williams for budget, Blanton’s for celebration). You are not allowed to look at your phones. You must discuss the director’s previous work. If you are seeing a new A24 film, you must admit whether you are secretly hoping for a folk horror twist. Most movie reviews are monologues

Why it matters: Before he directed stoner comedies, Green made this haunting, lyrical portrait of children in a fading North Carolina mill town. It feels like a dream you can’t wake up from. You are not Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel