“That was less a roast and more a gentle microwave. My leftovers are warmer. Try again after 2010 updates finish downloading.”
“Kitty Lea once tried to charge her iPod in the microwave because she ‘wanted it to go faster.’ 25/12/10 upd confirms: she still thinks ‘algorithm’ is a type of rhythm you clap in gym class.”
Date: December 25, 2010 Event: Only Fools and Horses – "Beckham in Peckham"
If the phrase "get kitty lea a good roasting" refers to a line of dialogue, it is almost certainly a phonetic mishearing of a classic Only Fools and Horses moment, or a specific request related to the show's finale. get kitty lea a good roasting 25 12 10 upd
The sequence 25 12 10 marks the final time the Trotter brothers appeared on our screens in a standalone special. It was a Christmas Day that saw the nation tune in to see what trouble Del Boy and Rodney had gotten themselves into this time.
What was Kitty Lea like around December 25, 2010? Let’s paint a plausible portrait:
Your roast mines this era mercilessly.
Example joke:
“Kitty, in 2010, you thought posting ‘rawr XD’ on MySpace was flirting. We’ve updated the roast to 2025, but your dance moves are still stuck buffering like a 240p YouTube video of ‘Bed Intruder Song.’”
A successful roast ends with de-escalation. After delivering 3-4 of the above, say: “That was less a roast and more a gentle microwave
“Alright, Kitty Lea, you’re still invited to the party. Mainly so we can point at you and laugh when you trip over the cat. Merry Christmas, you disaster.”
Offer a high-five, a cat treat, or a drink. The “25 12 10 upd” tradition lives on only if everyone laughs — including Kitty Lea.
“Kitty Lea 10.0 update notes: - Added sarcasm (buggy), - Removed ability to take a hint, - Increased snack budget by 200%. Still crashes when asked ‘What do you want for dinner?’” “Kitty Lea once tried to charge her iPod
