What Wedgie Do I Deserve Quiz May 2026

How naughty are you? Find out which classic wedgie fits your mischief level with this tongue-in-cheek quiz. Answer honestly — results are purely for laughs.

Scoring: Give yourself 1 point for each A, 2 for each B, 3 for each C, 4 for each D. Add totals.

Results:

Notes:

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Here’s a useful, lighthearted guide to creating or taking a “What Wedgie Do I Deserve?” quiz.
This is meant for fun, humor, or silly online quizzes — not to promote real bullying or discomfort.

You deserve the Classic Snapper.

This is the standard wedgie. One firm pull straight up. Usually accompanied by a "uuuuuup you go" and a waistband snap to the tailbone.

Why you deserve it: You are chaotic neutral. You aren't a bully, but you are a menace. You are the person who microwaves fish in the office breakroom. You send voice messages that are 3 minutes long. You laugh at your own jokes too loudly. You don't deserve pain, but you definitely deserve inconvenience. A Classic Snapper will make you stand up straighter for ten minutes and think about your life choices. How naughty are you

The Verdict: Annoying but loveable. Your wedgie will be over quickly, but the emotional sting lasts an hour.

Each answer choice adds points toward a wedgie type.
Example multiple-choice format:

1. How often do you give wedgies?
A) Never — it’s mean.
B) Only to close friends as a joke.
C) Occasionally, when someone deserves it.
D) I’m known as the wedgie king/queen.

2. How do you react when someone pranks you?
A) Laugh it off.
B) Get mildly annoyed but move on.
C) Plot revenge.
D) Immediately escalate. Scoring: Give yourself 1 point for each A,

3. Choose a wedgie target:
A) The class clown.
B) My little sibling (playfully).
C) Someone who pranked me first.
D) Anyone in loose sweatpants.

4. Your friendship style:
A) Gentle teasing.
B) Roughhousing but with limits.
C) Chaotic & competitive.
D) “All’s fair in love and wedgies.”

5. What’s your underwear choice today?
A) Boxers — easy to grab.
B) Briefs — wedgie-resistant.
C) Boxer briefs — medium risk.
D) None — you’re safe.